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You may think your valuables are safe. Linsey will assure you that they are not. No flat is safe from this cat burglar’s claws. She’d steal the wool ball from a little kitty! It takes a thief to understand a thief so she remains at large, a shady figure known only in the newspapers and to the Larceny Squad as “The Flat Cat.” Boy, did they pick the wrong name! One night, in search of jewels, LDM goes out on the prowl and hits the apartment of some rich dame who’s out at a society fundraiser. It looks like Linsey has found a good pile of swag in one drawer. And something even more interesting to her in another drawer. Maybe she’ll stick around the put for a while and try it out for size. No one will be home for a few hours and that bed looks very comfortable. She’ll strip out of that camouflage and get comfy. “I think I’ll have some time to satisfy myself,” Linsey says to herself. “I never take anything I do not need.” She runs her wet tongue along the shaft of her filched treasure. “Tastes wonderful. I am sure they won’t mind if I have a little roll around in their bed.”

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